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Post by Silver on Apr 3, 2009 12:22:57 GMT -8
Hey folks!
Everyone: Hi Ryan
Okay, we're going to play a little game I like to call, Corrupt A Wish! Here's how it works, so pay attention, 'cause I don't explain twice, okay, maybe I would, if you asked nicely. Anyways!
The first person (ie. Me) will make a wish, any wish, doesn't matter, a wish like the dragon from Dragonball and Dragonball Z was summoned in front of you!
* IT"S OVER 9000!!!!*
Then, the next person, listen carefully, will first corrupt the wish made by the person before them, and then make their own wish. Lost? Here's an example.
Poster 1: I wish for one million dollars.
Poster 2: Granted, but then you find out that all the bills are counterfeit.
I wish for a laptop...
And so on! Get it? Good. Thre's no need to quote the person before you, just corrupt and post! And make it funny if you can!
I wish I had a laptop.
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Post by kori on Apr 3, 2009 15:41:07 GMT -8
Granted, but it immediately gets a virus and crashes, destroying all of your electronics in the process!
I wish I could fly!
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Post by Silver on Apr 3, 2009 16:23:32 GMT -8
Granted but the wings you get are small duckling wings and people make fun of you for them
I wish I was a billionaire!
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Post by Dahlia Kade Valencia on Apr 3, 2009 22:07:48 GMT -8
Granted, though before you win the lotto, the govenment takes the money for taxes. Which leaves you with...only hundreds XD
I wish I was a werewolf!
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Post by Silver on Apr 3, 2009 22:09:35 GMT -8
granted but you're always hairy
I wish a friend of mine wasn't such a pathetic man-whore lol
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Post by Siete on Apr 3, 2009 22:13:30 GMT -8
Granted! he gets mad and is no longer your friend. Now he's just a random pathetic man-whore ^^
I wish I had another cat! Cuz four just isn't enough.
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Post by Dahlia Kade Valencia on Apr 3, 2009 22:17:12 GMT -8
Granted, you get another cat but it starts breeding like mad and now you have too many!
I wish I lived in Ireland.
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Post by kori on Apr 3, 2009 22:28:54 GMT -8
Granted! You move about 30 seconds before Ireland spontaneously asplodes!
I wish I had my stupid drivers liscense already! I'M SIXTEEN DAMMIT!
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Post by Dahlia Kade Valencia on Apr 3, 2009 22:31:41 GMT -8
Granted, but then you get a speeding ticket along with a hundred others for driving like a maniac.
I wish I had a boyfriend.
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Post by Silver on Apr 3, 2009 22:39:51 GMT -8
Granted, but hes a total dick!.....(which is what most girls end up with till they realize wow this guy really is a dick...)
I wish people weren't so stupid (present company excluded)
sorry for being cynical on this one haah
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Post by kori on Apr 3, 2009 22:46:08 GMT -8
***If my corrupted wish comes true, I blame Dahlia  *** Granted! They're all super smart scientists, and now they annoy you and everybody else to death! ((Sheldon from "Big Bang Theory" comes to mind, along with about 5 people I know at school XD)) I wish I would stop spilling water on friends' books. They get very violent |
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Post by Kitty Israel on Apr 4, 2009 10:09:58 GMT -8
Granted, but you start spilling food over the books instead.
Uh... I wish... I wish I could meet my favorite band.
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Post by Silver on Apr 4, 2009 11:38:46 GMT -8
granted but you learn that they are all Communist spies trying to take over the world!
I wish I had a pony! (lolz not rly)
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Post by Siete on Apr 4, 2009 12:32:14 GMT -8
Granted! You now own a brand new species of pony! Related to the Monty Python bunny, it is carnivorous and bound to random fits of violence.
I wish my homework was done!
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Post by Kendra on Apr 4, 2009 13:41:42 GMT -8
Granted, but it's all done wrong and you fail.
I wish... my roommate wouldn't complain so much.
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